Only Funny On Paper

A hilarious collection of comedy sketches, pictures, and random thoughts to make you laugh until you cry. Find out what happens when assertiveness training goes wrong. Discover the problems with
outsourcing 911. Ever wonder what happens when you throw a can of beans on a camp fire? All this and much, much more. Over 200 pages of really funny stuff.

Check out 4 sketches from the book for free here!



A comedy sketch with a poem about the most important meal of the day.

School Announcements

A word from your principal letting you know about cafeteria specials, appropriate attire, and toupees. 

Landscape CLaB Logo

Video #3

Coming soon(ish)

Landscape CLaB Logo

Video #4

Coming soon(ish)

Pictures Worth 1,000 Words or More


Now serving glocks!


Yum! All my favourite desserts, including brown rice, rotis, and even steam noodle!


Who needs ,proof reading ?,


Hold on, Red Curry what?!?!


Concept?  I just wanted a coffee!


Pitchers for Diwali?  Is that a thing now?

Booked in a Clay Oven

Mmm!  Booked in a clay oven!

Frise 2

Frise... My favourite side dish...

Oh, this place is now out of business.  I guess this deal was just too good...